No I was not stuck in a magician's box.
Nor was I taken by aliens.
Santa did not even invite me to the North Pole,
although I must have made his nice list after all,
as he did not leave any of that black stuff (coal) in my stocking.
My disappearance was caused by that diabolic, vile
no good Dr. FLU BUG and his
no good counterpart LOOSE BOWELS MD.
It seems these heinous, foul evil doctors
decided to inflict their malady on everyone in my family
and like the great blizzard of 1913 here in Michigan
Right on Christmas Eve of all days.
Both the flu and snow.
Did Dr. Flu and Loose Bowels MD cohort with each other?
Did they decide amongst themselves to bring this on
knowing that Santa put me back on the nice list?
Did they know I wanted snow for Christmas,
so they devised this plan to ruin it?
I believe they did.
Instead of frolicking in the snow.
I was plodding back and forth from my sleigh (couch)
for my many visits to the snow hill (toilet)
Alas I prevailed through
two days and nights
of this undesirable disposition,
and I have now proclaimed
that these treacherous doctors are no longer
welcome into my home.
Also, I hope my insurance plan does not cover their
malpractice acts because they should be banned for life.
Bunch of quacks that they are.
They sure won't get any referrals from me.
Snowy Blessings to All!
(ps..we have 8 inches on the ground and it is currently snowing)