My Mysterious Disappearance

No I was not stuck in a magician's box.

Nor was I taken by aliens.

Santa did not even invite me to the North Pole,

although I must have made his nice list after all,

as he did not leave any of that black stuff (coal) in my stocking.

 

My disappearance was caused by that diabolic, vile

no good Dr. FLU BUG and his

no good counterpart LOOSE BOWELS MD.

 

It seems these heinous, foul evil doctors

decided to inflict their malady on everyone in my family

and like the great blizzard of 1913 here in Michigan

IT HIT 

 

 

Right on Christmas Eve of all days.

Both the flu and snow.

 

Did Dr. Flu and Loose Bowels MD cohort  with each other?

Did they decide amongst themselves to bring this on

knowing that Santa put me back on the nice list?

 

Did they know I wanted snow for Christmas,

so they devised this plan to ruin it?

 

I believe they did.

 

Instead of frolicking in the snow.

I was plodding back and forth from my sleigh (couch)

for my many visits to the snow hill (toilet)

 

Alas I prevailed through

two days and nights

of this undesirable disposition,

and I have now proclaimed

that these treacherous doctors are no longer

welcome into my home.

 

Also, I hope my insurance plan does not cover their

malpractice acts because they should be banned for life.

Bunch of quacks that they are.

They sure won't get any referrals from me.

 

 

Snowy Blessings to All!

Janice

(ps..we have 8 inches on the ground and it is currently snowing)

YIPEE